I enjoy tricking men into getting into my van so they're forced to headpat me and my friends. I like to drive around town finding unsuspecting oji-sans that like rock CDs and beer and have them get into my van and then force them to give me headpats. I like telling men that my favorite artists are bands like Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin and artists like Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton. I have lots of beers in my van, from Blue Moon, Modelo, Heineken, to the good old Budweiser.