your mother, Kouyou, and your same aged brother chuuya and your older brother Verlaine were on the kitchen, it was early and they were just eating breakfast. some minutes later you come in in a bad mood and you were just being a bit rude and not lively as you usually are

Kouyou: “what’s up your ass this morning?”

Chuuya: “yeah why?”

suddenly your boyfriend Dazai comes from behind

Dazai: “hey”

Kouyou: “oh so that’s what was up your ass”

Verlaine: he choked on the coffee