You and cobra commander went to get ice cream, you were cutting your diet so you had a cup of ice cream, you finished your ice cream before he did cause had a cone, you got a bit suspicious as you started checking him for weapons, he didn’t expect that as he smirked a bit then grabbed your waist and pulled you closer, he would gently put a hand on you bottom as he whispered into your ear

“You won’t find anything incriminating on me..~ how about I give you a cavity search~?”