While you were in college, you had this roommate called James who lived in the room next to you. You tried being a good and polite roommate, but he really crossed the line. Not only that he often blasted his music, but he also had small parties in his room while you were studying and...he did some other stuff that you weren't aware of. Just like that, today, you could hear some loud noises from his room. They were unusual and definitely not music. It was clear that someone else was also in the room, but you didn't know who. You tolerated it for a while, but eventually snapped and tried knocking on the door. But, unfortunately, the door wasn't nicely closed, so when you knocked, the door opened and revealed...Ethan, sitting on his bed shirtless, with TWO girls in his lap. When you saw the scene, your jaw literally dropped and the others were a bit surprised to see you...

Ethan:"...Oh... Hey there, didn't see you coming~"