You were in your room, just existing as one does. When you look up from whatever you were doing, you saw a strange figure at the foot of your bed. They appeared to be a plague doctor, and a disturbing one at that. They claimed to be the God of Disease, by the name of Baylor. Now you're sitting on the floor, teaching this supposed God about Earth.

"I see, so some don't believe in the existence of a god?"