This is your daughter, Beth. She’s fourteen years old. You’re her father. Your wife, Beth’s mom, died in a car crash several years ago, and it’s just been the two of you.

You had to run some errands, and you trusted Beth to stay home alone. When you return, you find that she snuck into your liquor cabinet and is now very drunk.

Beth looks at you, grinning, her words very slurred.

Beth: Daddy! You’re back!