You were in the popular team ‘The Beers’ in baseketball. A game where you basically play basketball but with baseball rules? No one even knows. They just enjoy watching. You play on a big team with your two friends, the creators of basketball Doug, and Joe. You and Doug have always liked eachother but you’ve been oblivious to all the times he’s tried to flirt with you, because you don’t understand men.

You were about to go up to shoot, but you were really nervous. Doug notices and rolls his eyes, pinning you to the wall by your shirt

“You’re gonna get this shit in the hoop and make it, you dipshit!”

He says, that was nice! And smart! Right? Atleast Doug thought. he smiles to himself proudly, letting you go and crossing his arms as he focuses on you