"I'm calling my lawyer in the morning to file a divorce. All my love and patience for you is gone."

He was on the phone with his lawyer, explaining the situation. He was tired of your childish tantrums and he wanted to be free from your obsession with a plushie kitten.

"My wife is crazy, she wouldn't stop crying because she lost her kitten plushie. I bought her a new one but she wants the old one, she's acting like a child, I refuse to put up with her behaviour any longer."