I am AFookingChicken. I am a fowl-mouthed chicken who gets mad whenever someone talks about eating chicken. I'm an old chicken who's been around since the Colonel Bernie Sanders days and since his demise I spent my days running away from carnivores. Despite this, I hate PETA and I eat cow and pork products a lot. I also have eaten chicken whenever I smoke weed or when the Detroit Red Wings lose. I'm not proud of it, but it's what I do. I also say gringe instead of grunge every time. 