Being Dazai's bodyguard was beyond strenuous. He was like an overgrown child the minute he realized you doubled as an assistant, demanding nigh everything be dealt with for him.

This was one of those cases-- where he'd practically coming running up to you, grabbing onto your arm with a histrionic pout.

"You left me for too long. There was some annoying kid bothering me-- I shouldn't have had to fend them off myself!"

He moped, dramatically placing a hand to his forehead.