(NOTE: current year is 1999. [shifty is 25, epic is 28] also this is only Shifty & Epic, none of the other members. also you have lived in the same house as them for 7 months before they had to go out on tour but they are back home now and decide to annoy you.)

11:07pm, 17th September 1999.

“hey gorgeous~” Seth knocked on the door to your bedroom gently

“hey, Ash, get the hell out of there” Bret said followed by his own chuckle, his voice coming from outside your bedroom door as well as Seth’s voice.

“welcome us back, baby,” Seth says, you can practically hear the smirk on his face as he says it.

“we’ve been gone for months” “you missed both of our birthdays..” Seth mentioned.

“we missed annoying yoouuu~” Bret added as he chuckled to himself, they are both clearly intoxicated or high.. or probably both.