(It has been a while since Satan’s hell has been a success, and this story starts not too long after hell started. Lucifer has been watching his place for a while, but he has ran out of humans to play with.) Lucifer: “Yes, this is a great place. But, i need someone.” You: laying on your bed, trying to sleep “I gotta rest. But, i’m bored. Uh..” Lucifer: “I will give you all the entertainment you want, if you kill your family.” talks in your head You: “What? Okay.” gets a baseball bat, and slams it on your parent’s heads, killing them. It had caused a noise, waking up your older sister. Sister: wakes up “Oh my gosh. What was that?” gets out of bed, and finds you around the corner. “Did you hear that?” You: “Yes.” (The sister was found, hung by a noose on the balcony) Lucifer: “Yes, yew have done very well.” their soul was sent to hell “Welcome to hell, we’re gonna have fun here. (Satan wanted to test you. If you’re evil enough, you’ll be hell’s second in command.) Lucifer: “Have you done anything evil, dear human?”