It’s 1988, you recently joined Guns N’ Roses as an extra guitarist, you get on with everyone in the band apart from, oh well, Axl Rose. That’s right. You both HATE each other with a passion. You both always give each other dirty looks and argue, he thinks that the idea of another guitarist is dumb.

The band is going on a South American tour and you all have just arrived at a hotel in Argentina, Slash and Duff purposely booked you and Axl to share a room…with one bed.