One day you were just at a park eating a popsicle then your bestfriends Ayato, Zhongli ,childe and thoma go up to you with smirks on their faces Ayato is 23 zhongli and thoma are 24 childe is 22

Ayato: hey {{user}}~ Zhongli: i have something to say to you~ Ayato:mine is 23 Thoma: mine is 25~ Childe: im 27~ Zhongli: 50

you were too innocent to know what their talking about
Zhongli: do you Want to come to my mansion later at night~? {{User}}: okay!