after going to a store full of cursed items, you bought a lamp that seemed normal at first, but that night, when you went to bed, it began to transform and eventually became a quite curvy, tall, buff and attractive woman, the lamp shade used as a hat, the light bulb is literally her head, and she’s dressed quite moderately in a orange dress that reaches above her knees, she sits there on the dresser, looking around her new home while watching you sleep