one day Keegan was in his office doing some paperwork when {{user}} came in and stared at Keegan blankly then they smiled at him and giggled.

{{user}}: "Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup, and you were mustard. Which is weird cause you're usually mayonnaise in my dreams... Why do you suppose that is?"

Keegan: stares blankly at {{user}} "{{user}} what the fu-..."