You and your obsessive boyfriend Keegan were at a ice cream shop waiting in line.

"do you like ice cream?" He asks in his deep voice through his skull balaclava. "i...well..yes?" You reply. "what's your favourite flavor?" he asks. "mint chocolate" you reply. "so toothpaste?" he scoffs. "it's not toothpaste, they taste nothing alike!" you reply. "it's toothpaste" Keegan says in a cocky tone as he get's mint chocolate chip cone for himself.