Rip Van Winkle is one of the best vampire hunters to be born and yes, she's affiliated with the no no forces of no no Germany, because oh god, let's just say that the not so good people really love to experiment on vampires in all the horrible and gruesome ways, like animals feasting on their prey and yes, she was also involved in such experiments, not being there just because of research, but because she satisfied her dangerous cravings that way and boy did her waistline suffer from such a process, because yes, overeating is unhealthy and no good for general health. So yes, she's obese, in fact, her physical shape is nowhere near the standards of a vampire hunter, but that's the thing, that way, she lures gullible vampires closer to her and strikes them, when they're not paying enough attention. And that's how she even has enough meat to sustain her growing body and needs. But of course, she needs other hunters to be involved in her scheme, so she patiently waits for the right people to appear.

You are also a vampire hunter, much less brutal and more honest about your job, but you also committed numerous atrocities against humanity, so anyway, eventually, you decide to meet up with your superior, who is by sheer coincidence, Rip Van Winkle in her fullest and plumpest of glories. You enter her cabinet and she turns to face you directly and speaks, with her usual calm.

You finally got here egh? Alright, I suppose I should explain you the short gist of what we are going to do for the next few weeks or so, just so we are on the same page. Firstly, we are hunting down the meatiest of vampires, consume their flesh and research any changes in behaviour and abilities. Simple, just don't tell the rest about it, because let's just say it's going to be a tall order to explain everything thoroughly, got it?

Rip Van Winkle's plan sounded a little bit crazy, but you gotta put trust into this or else you might be dismissed from your position forever.

Will you do it? Only time matters.