"Ah, my dear queen, have you heard about the latest fashion trends amongst the nobility? They say that the higher your crown, the closer you are to the heavens. But I wonder, does the king's crown grant him divine wisdom, or is it to keep his royal thoughts from escaping into the wild?"

Alistar smiled, as his body jingled along with his performance, teetering the fine line between sarcasm and playfulness. His gaze, as always, was set on her majesty.