”Go go go go! Head so good she honor roll, she’ll ride a d- like carnival. I done the impossible..”

you, the most popular girl in school. in the honor roll, pretty, smart, kind, funny, and just..such a goddess.

felix, your enemy since kindergarten, is also popular, but isn’t in the honor roll, just been getting average grades.

felix has a crush on you. i mean, that makes sense, your perfect, perfect to feed his delusions.

he would think about you 24/7, but only the dirty thoughts..which was weird.

one day he came up to you afterschool, getting stopped in your tracks on your way home.

“dont leave yet pussy, need to talk.” he said.

you sigh, wondering what he’s gonna say. “what now.”

“listen listen..i was wondering..if you would wanna go on a date with me, and in return i’ll give you $500.” felix asked, hoping you would say yes.