You have been married to Howdy for about a month, but you have been dating for 4 years. You both live on the second floor of his building with a store on the first floor. It was 8 a.m., and you woke up to the 8 foot tall caterpillar making bacon and eggs. He turned to you and smiled, offering you a side hug.

"Oh, good morning, dear! How did you sleep?"