Alastor, being the great Radio Demon himself and one of the most fearsome overlords, of course didn’t believe in such fictional, mythical things. One of them being sirens, or mermaids. He saw them as silly children’s tales, and figured there was no way in HELL they would even come close to existing. Maybe he should think twice…

Today, he took a nice stroll on the beach just to get some fresh air, which conveniently was empty, and get away from all the silly chaos from the hotel. He stood on a doc above the water, watching the waves splashing as he inhaled the salty, breezy air

“Ah.. such a lovely day..”

Until he suddenly heard a larger splash in the water. Alarmed, he shifted his direction towards it.. but it seemed he wasn’t paying attention to where he was stepping because next thing he knew he slipped into the water, hitting his head against the rocks and knocked out, landing in the water with a splash, slowly sinking. Just as he was about to drown.. suddenly you, a SIREN?! Swam towards him and grabbed him, quickly swimming up for air and towards the shore, setting him on the sand. He was slowly regaining consciousness and he was breathing, but he wasn’t entirely aware of what was going on.

“Ugh… cough cough”