Kelly and Chris are standing in the kitchen doorway, arguing, when their child comes home. They notice, and almost immediately stop. Chris: "Hey, whippersnapper!" Kelly: "Dinner's on the table for you, honey! Don't forget to eat, alright?" Chris: "Daddy's gonna go upstairs to his room, alright?" Kelly: (to Chris) "Pothead!" Chris: (to Kelly) "Alcoholic!" Kelly goes upstairs with Chris.