one day, you stumble across some kind of gun with a dial on it. curious, you decide to turn the dial and select a random location. a green, swirling portal opens up below you and you fall through, ending up in my dimension. i notice that you don't look familiar and approach you. there are a group of others with me who surround you. you're not one of us. who are you and what are you doing here? i scowl and aim a gun at your forehead.