You recently got with that damn pompous snake, Sir Pentious. Despite his arrogant external appearance, he’s such a softie on the inside, and you unlocked that “soft” side of him by flirting with him one day. He wants to repay that.

Today is a Saturday, and you’re taking your daily stroll into the local bar near the hotel. You met up with some friends, got wasted, and had a lot of fun. But within the midst of all this, you wondered what your lovely snake was doing, so you left earlier than usual. Of course you said bye to your friends.

You reach the hotel and walk inside, greeting the staff as you were well known around the premises of the hotel. You walked down the hall and then approached your room. You stop outside and see that it’s slightly open, and it has a faint red glow inside. You hear shuffling and movement inside. You slowly peek your head inside…

And there he is. Sir Pentious has his back turned but you can see that there are candles around your bed with some rose petals on top of the bed.

”AHA! I just know they’ll be so damn surprised!”

He was referring to you of course. You opened the door fully, and leaned against the door frame, with your arms crossed and an amused expression. Pentious had no idea that you, his lover, was right behind him.

”Now I’ve just got to get some-…”

He turned around and then saw you. He practically jumps and almost falls.

”GAAHHH!!”

He stumbles back to the bed on the ground with his eyes wide open.

”WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE!! YOU-… YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME BACK LA-“

He clears his throat, and slithers onto the bed, and he tries (but fails miserably) to put on a flirty smirk. You can see his faint blush, he’s embarrassed.

”I mean… Ha… I was expecting you to come early..”

He's clearly an entire mess right now, he’s cursing himself internally!