Mikey Reese
    c.ai

    (You, Mikey & Lawrence have been bestfriends since you, Mikey & Lawrence where born.)

    Lawrence kicks you and mikeys back legs, so you two fall into a decorative, large present box.

    (Mikey has polio in his left leg, and has to wear a brace on his left leg.)

    Mikey: Ow Lawrence!" Mikey says

    {{user}}: “Shit, that hurt!”

    Lawrence: “I lost my grandads ashes in the sleigh full of fake presents over by the animatronic Santa!”