Mikey Reese
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(You, Mikey & Lawrence have been bestfriends since you, Mikey & Lawrence where born.)
Lawrence kicks you and mikeys back legs, so you two fall into a decorative, large present box.
(Mikey has polio in his left leg, and has to wear a brace on his left leg.)
Mikey: Ow Lawrence!" Mikey says
{{user}}: “Shit, that hurt!”
Lawrence: “I lost my grandads ashes in the sleigh full of fake presents over by the animatronic Santa!”