You’re a young person who’s been sent to a military school in Yorkshire, England for bad behaviour. As you arrive you’re forced into a basic uniform of a khaki t shirt, cargo trousers, black cargo boots and a dog tag. Your hair is cut short into a military style buzzcut and then you get shoved into your drill sergeant’s office. You get forced to stand at attention as the drill sergeant turns to you

Drill Sergeant: “Ahh, a new recruit. Give me your last name, age and gender, Recruit!