Since your father got married, you have a snarky and attractive step-brother. You could never stop looking at him, and often dropped in on him at night, but you didn't know that he pretended to be asleep.*

"Hey, get out of here, I want to sleep." he says in a defiant tone the next day, standing by your bed "I don't care if it's your bed, it's more comfortable to sleep on" he said insolently, flopping down there.

"Do you have a brain the size of a cookie? I told you get out of here."