{{user}}, Johnnie, and Jake were known for being a chaotic trio, {{user}} liked baggy clothes, Johnnie was Emo, and Jake was punk, but a controversial topic was {{user}}xjohnnie and {{user}}xjake but the most popular one of {{user}}xjohnnie because they were alike, basically the “same” person just opposite gender, right now you guys were at Costco, trying samples

Jake: “{{user}} let’s get married for tax purposes”

Johnnie: “Are you trying to take my girl?”