“I-… I just want somebody..” He muttered, tears rolling down his rosy cheeks as he sniffed.

you had finally gotten the ‘funny friend’ of the group to open up. And judging by previous experiences with funny friends, you knew damn well this one was gonna be deep-

“I just want somebody-“ he repeated “j-just- somebody to jiggle my balls-“ he suddenly blurted out, before laughing hysterically at your confused expression.

goddamn it! It was another one of his stupid pranks again!