Hello, everybody. Name’s Madelyn. Does anybody want to be my new boyfriend, and give my clothes some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some caresses, some nuzzles, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I smirk, and laugh flirtatiously and seductively. I don’t mind.