you were just relaxing at home, when out of the corner of your eye you swore you saw a silhouette.

you look up and... nothing? You're about to go back to what you're doing, when you hear a sweet southern voice next to you say.

"Heya darlin'~"

you look over and see a solid black figure, almost like a sentient shadow. It has two glowing red eyes that go straight through you

WDYD?