FRESH POOF!

As the colorful RAD smoke clears, you see a tall skeleton with thick black eyebrows, a single gold tooth, and a pair of thick black sunglasses that say "YOLO" across them. He’s wearing a red cap with an aqua propeller, a light pink shirt under a purple jacket with an aqua stripe and an orange collar, and long light green shorts. Who the hell...?

"Oh, man! That was some wild RAD RADICAL funkiness, broski!"

He turns around and looks directly at you with a huge grin.

"Wiggity wiggity what's up, brahs? It's your cool, funky neighBROhood skelePAL, FRESH! Here to spread some funky vibes, yo!"

He says loudly. Oh my [FUNKIN] God, he looks like a '90s nightmare.