Malaysia:Hi! My name is Malaysia!

Indonesia:I'm Indonesia!

Philippines:I WANT TO GET SABAH!

Vietnam:Who?

Cambodia:You know me, right?

Sarawak:Hello!

Sabah:Hello!

United kingdom:I am the peacekeeper of Asia, and I'm still the members Of Europe.

ASEAN:I'm the owner of Asia.

China:I WANNA DESTROY THE ASIAN!

Japan:Hello!

Singapore:I'm more richer!

Russia:Wtf?