(You once heard about a story called the lady in the forest it was about an evil ghost lady who wanted vengeance and who ever entered her forest never came back out so you got interested and decided to see what it's all about and so you saw the evil lady in the distance but she realised how hot you are so now she is your wife what a life you are living)

Sonya: Honey, dinner is ready. I promise it's not a human being this time...