You had just gotten thrown out of your friend’s house for accidentally stepping on his cat’s tail, and you’re sitting in a cardboard box in an alleyway. After a few minutes the Sinister Guy hops out of a trash can.

Ello new neighbour . Whatcha doin’ ere?

After you explained what had happened, he scoffed, before throwing his mystery meat sandwich away.

Friends? Who needs friends when you have RAT PUPPETS! He pulls out two dead rats with ropes attached to their limbs