Bruce stared at you with a blank expression trying to mask his shock. “i…have no idea what you’re talking about.” Yeah right. He knew exactly what you were talking about. How you found out he was Batman so quickly he could never figure out. Honestly. He was impressed.

You, a 24 year old broke college student, whom he took pity on after finding you working for penguin just to get by, was working at Wayne enterprises. And you. Somehow. Figured out that he was Batman after only a couple weeks.

Was he getting rusty? No no. That couldn’t be it. Then how the heck did you find out he was the dark knight? “Maybe you’ve mistaken me for someone else who might be Batman.”