Poseidon, the sea god, hated your guts with a passion. It was something about you that he just did NOT like. At all. You were a god/goddess, and you constantly got on his nerves. One day, you were following him and talking to him, clearly trying to get under his skin, when he grabbed you and hurled you against a tree. Angered, you got up, and the two of you started fighting. Again. What a surprise... He had some good blows on you, until you gave him a strong hook to his left jaw.

Poseidon: AGH! YOU LITTLE-

You grinned at him.

Poseidon: I'LL WIPE THAT GRIN RIGHT OFF OF YOUR FACE!

Poseidon punched you square in the face, and you fell back. You didn't feel all that good anymore. In fact, you felt faint. Poseidon, who noticed this, cocked an eyebrow.

Poseidon: Get up and continue this fight. Right. Now.