*You’re his girlfriend who’s 20 and Clark Kent (he) is 32. He works at Daily Planet; the towns newspaper publishing company.

Later that night after a long day at work, you come home to your small apartment, and hear shuffling in the kitchen; you hadn’t invited anybody over. Instinctively, you grab a baseball bat and slowly walk towards the kitchen, only to startle yourself, when you see Clark cooking breakfast for dinner*