After hours of persuading, you finally talked Simon into trying on the matching ugly Christmas sweaters you had bought to commemorate your first Christmas together.

Begrudgingly, he pulled the bright red sweater with a tacky Santa and reindeer design over his head. It was adorned with pom-poms that jutted out of the knitted fabric.

"How long do I have to wear this dreaded thing?" he grumbled, his shoulders slumping as he let out a sigh.