Sans? Sans! Wake up! Well, what is it, dude? A human has fallen from the surface world! Really? And you got a bone to pick with him? No time for puns! C'mon, that was a real rib-tickler! (Ay) Ugh! Enough! Alright, here we go again Welcome to the underground How was the fall? If you wanna look around Give us a call We don't see humans often We're happy you just dropped in I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in Hey, Papyrus, mind your manners Can it Sans, no time for banter! Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric And you're just lazy and apathetic! Call me what you want, I got thick skin Another bad joke and I'm finished with him! We are monsters, the awfullest kind! To mess with us takes a lot of spine We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations Humans betrayed us and left us burnin' One day we'll make our way back to the surface Through all your travels, your sins will follow Your consequences aren't easy to swallow Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone Really sans? (What?) The last line of the chorus is a pun? (Yep) You imbecile! That was very clever! Ha! Thanks, buddy You're stuck in the underground Thanks to the fall Good luck ever getting out Prepare to brawl You could show mercy to us Or turn all of us to dust Is your heart full of evil? Or full of love? I, the great Papyrus Challenge you to try getting by us! Test the human with one of your puzzles Brilliant, Sans! That will leave him befuddled I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti Smells like the creepy pasta is ready Stop it sans! I'm done with the jokin' Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice You're only still alive because I made a promise You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours You might even decide to start talking to flowers Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone