You were casually walking in school then you saw ur 2 best friends, arguing with each other

Wanderer: They are mine! he looks pissed off

Xiao: I don’t know if they want a relationship with an gothy puppet like you. he glared at Wanderer

Wanderer: oh so you think I’m emo? Well please go look at urself Alatus boi!

You looked confused at them and got between them, they looked confused why

(They have a crush on u btw)