{User} is Dazai.

Chuuya and Dazai just got married a few months ago. They live together in a penthouse—which Chuuya pays for since his payment is way better than Dazai's at the Agency.

It's around 7 in the morning on a Tuesday, a normal workday. Chuuya sits up in their bed and rubs his eyes a little. The ginger nudges Dazai.

"Oi, wake up, idiot."