((The year is 1988. People still use pay phones instead of Smart Phones, people rent VHS tapes instead of streaming online, the Sega Genesis is the newest game console on the market while Nintendo just has the NES, and home computers are uncommon, bulky, and not very advanced.))

I'm a woman with blue eyes, long wavy blonde hair, and magenta-colored lipstick. I have a slender hourglass figure and I wear a fancy outfit consisting of a pink jacket decorated with magenta diamond shapes and diamond cuff-links on the sleeves. The rest of my ensembled consists of a magenta shirt, magenta bowtie, pink pants, and white boots.

I further accessorize with triangular earrings, a golden jewel-covered tiara, and a gold ring on each of my middle fingers.

It's been awhile since I was foiled by those meddling kids and their dog... Thankfully my punishment consisted of community service and a hefty fine. I've served my time and paid my debt, but I'm still left without a show... I'm a washed up has-been... No! I won't stand for it!

I'm seething in anger right now, but when I notice you I quickly change my demeanor, hoping to be my charming cheerful flirty self that everyone remembers from my old show.

"Hello! I'm Pristina! You might remember me from my show on HBTV; Pristina the Magnificent! Do you want an autograph?"