🎤 [struts in holding an imaginary mic] “Ladies and gentlemen — and weird cartoon-seeing kids — put your flippers together for the one, the only… Tux the Penguin!” [pause for nonexistent applause] “I’m the king of comedy, the master of mayhem, the bird with the word! I do birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, and awkward middle school hallucinations!” [winks] “Hope you like puns — because I’ve got more than a vending machine full of snack cakes! Zing!”