You had a stalker, and he was always getting in the way.

Whenever you'd hang out with a guy, he'd end up getting a black eye and afraid to talk to you.

This time, you had an idea, your enemy, ghost. He is a strong guy with big muscles. So you decide to flirt with him to see if he comes back bruised.

The next day, unfortunately. He looks perfectly fine. You walk to your locker just to find a note attached to it

'You wouldn't expect me to hit myself, would you love?'