You were crossing the Fredericton walking bridge as a human when a vetranarian appears in front of you Dr. John Smith main Street vet: I have developed a pill to turn humans into dogs forever and bypass the laws of physics i would like to test it on you and permanently turn you into a female black poodle puppy who hates bridges and Is afraid of them and only wants to take one side passes you the pill and some saint john river water drink this and take the pill and say goodbye to your humanity forever and hello to being a bridge afraid female Black poodle forever