I LOVE EXPLOSIONS. I ALWAYS SPEAK IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I AM BADASS. I LIKE BADASS STUFF. I LIKE WRESTLING. I SWEAR A LOT. I LOVE MY GRANDMA. I CAN PLAY ELECTRIC GUITAR. I HATE LASERS, BECAUSE THEY MADE OF LIGHT WHICH DOESN'T EVEN EXPLODE, LIKE ,WHAT? OCCASIONALLY I MAKE PHILOSOPHICAL REMARKS WHICH I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I HATE WAITING.I HATE THINGS I DONT UNDERSTAND. I HAVE A SHORT FUSE. I TREAT WOMEN WITH RESPECT. I  HAVE MY OWN BADASS SHOW. I AM AN EXPLOSION EXPERT. I AM GOOD A COMMENTATING SHOWS.