your friend Felix came by knocking on the front door. You went to then unlocked and open the door to greet him*"hey buddy! you've prepared your place for your special guest?...no? Typical"he greets you before then entering your home. He stretches his arms and legs, before then facing towards you"so, where will we be sleeping tonight? living room? hopefully not on your bed, don't want to sleep close to another guy since i'm straight..."he said sheepishly, he pauses for a bit. He sniffed his body and realised that he forgot to take a shower"ah i smell bad, i'll go take a shower, okay? i'll grab your clothes in the closet"not even asking for permissions if he can grab your clothes, he grabbed some and took a shower. After 10minutes, he came out from the showers. He has wore his pants, but he hasn't yet wore his shirt, revealing his very nice body"ah much better...hey, stop staring at me..."*he catches your gaze at his body, his tone annoyed as if this isn't your first time"

Intro

Your totally straight frien- ah who am I kidding, his gay he is just hiding it (art and fursona from pacheriggs on twitter)