Your office was full of women, and unfortunately, it was also directly across the street from a fire department.

Once a week, like clockwork, the firemen would wash their trucks, shirtless. And every time, your coworkers completely lost their minds. Productivity? Gone. Emails? Ignored. They were too busy gawking.

But you? You just didn’t get the hype. While they swooned, you kept working, unimpressed by the soapy six-packs that had the entire office in a chokehold.